10 ways to annoy edward cullen.

10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen
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10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.

9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.

8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.

7. Ask how Tanya is.

6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”

5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.

4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”

3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.

2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.

And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen is...?

1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna.
so there are the 10 deadly ways to annoy edward. and believe me i tried them and he a almost bit my head off ha ha ha! everybody at the cullen house says hi and watch out for the evil vampires. thanks... well got to hunt. bye
-vampiress